Alas, we have had to close the guest account on this system
as a result of persistent misuse.

There are still some programs that can be run without an account, as
listed below.  If you need to know more about any of these, type
"HELP <topic><carriage return>". For information on special control
characters and commands, type "HELP TTY".

WHO, FINGER, WHERE provide information about people and jobs currently
	running.
MAIL, SEND, GRIPE, TALK permit you to send messages and converse
	with people on the system.
DIR lists the files in specified directories.
TYPE lets you type out the contents of text files.
FIND searches text files and prints those paragraphs that contain
	specified keywords.
PARRY is a conversational model of a paranoid person.

If you need to do more than the above programs permit, say "HELP LOGIN".